Innovative Job Seeker Gifts

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Early model of baggage claim"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

Caged Businessman

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

Robot Painter

AI Safety Officer

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Genius

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."