Innovative Job Seeker Mugs

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Breakthrough

Caged Businessman

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

AI Safety Officer

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Robot Painter

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Genius

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."