Authenticity Admirers Gifts

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'At least he's honest.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"This new guy's really good!"

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'