Authenticity Lover Gifts

"It's important to be authentic"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

What Does God Know?

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Life stripped bare

'At least he's honest.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."