Authenticity Lover Mugs

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'At least he's honest.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

My own museum.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."