Authenticity Admirers Mugs

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

What Does God Know?

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'At least he's honest.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Life stripped bare

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"This new guy's really good!"

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"It's important to be authentic"