Authenticity Advocate Mugs

Be your authentic self.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"They’re real."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Crisis of values

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."