Authenticity Advocate Pillows

Be your authentic self.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'It's been refreshing to talk to someone with a Klout score under 50!'

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"They’re real."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's running five minutes fast."

What Does God Know?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Crisis of values

Life stripped bare

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'