Authenticity Advocates Pillows

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"They’re real."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

What Does God Know?

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Crisis of values

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Life stripped bare

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

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