Authenticity Advocates Pillows

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

Crisis of values

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

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'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

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