Accuracy Advocate Mugs

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Under new blame.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

AI Safety Officer

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Working in a blame culture?

Employee of the Month

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

People and robots

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one