Aa Advocate Mugs

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Detention Center

AI Safety Officer

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

People and robots

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

China

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Violence against children.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"It's non-negotiable."