Als Advocate Mugs

Why the ice bucket challenge isn't for everyone.

Ice Bucket Challenge

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

AI Safety Officer

People and robots

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Books and Phones

Stop with racism in sport!

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Beijing 2022

Randi Rhodes

Robotics, Inc. The project developing us has been canceled. We were designed and programmed to have a conscience, and now they want a robt that mimics human traits.

"You’ll have better luck if you don’t eat the bait."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

Raft of the Luddites

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a magnifying glass is a good guy with a magnifying glass. And sorry about Earl."

"I've had it with technology - from now on, I'm sticking with the TV and radio."

I want the robots to win.

BORIS NEEDS YOU

'Know any good lawn care services?'

"Should've thought of that before we left. Next rest stop is 4.2 light-years away."

Learning blocks

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.