Als Advocate Mugs

Why the ice bucket challenge isn't for everyone.

Ice Bucket Challenge

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

AI Safety Officer

People and robots

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Books and Phones

Stop with racism in sport!

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Randi Rhodes

Beijing 2022

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"You’ll have better luck if you don’t eat the bait."

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Raft of the Luddites

I want the robots to win.

"Should've thought of that before we left. Next rest stop is 4.2 light-years away."

BORIS NEEDS YOU

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a magnifying glass is a good guy with a magnifying glass. And sorry about Earl."

'Know any good lawn care services?'

'Remember, your success in life will be measure by how much you donate to your Alma Mater...'

Learning blocks

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.