Ai Advocate Mugs

I want the robots to win.

"All power to robots!"

AI Safety Officer

Well, Bob, I think I speak for 15 million bots when I say we have free speech rights, too.

Robotics, Inc. The project developing us has been canceled. We were designed and programmed to have a conscience, and now they want a robt that mimics human traits.

People and robots

Artificial Intelligence

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Employee of the Month

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"The boss expects us all to be robots."