Ai Advocate Gifts

I want the robots to win.

"All power to robots!"

AI Safety Officer

People and robots

Artificial Intelligence

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Employee of the Month

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."