Honesty Enthusiasts Mugs

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. I - Bachelor who dislikes children tells a mother that he will not leave her son anything just because he is named after him

'You have an honest face, would you mind watching the gate while I go for a six-pack?'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Businessman's Secret Handshake

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."