Supporter Of Authenticity Gifts

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"They’re real."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Dumbed Down Culture

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'Why honest is the best policy...'