Authority Chaser Mugs

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

WiFi Signals

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

Careerist

Inspiration

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Chasing the one big idea

The Reader

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

Trump and social media

"Apparently he took it all with him."

Too Big to Fail...and not get a huge bonus.

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."