Campaign Chaser Gifts

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Chris Christie

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Breakthrough

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

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Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Chris Froome

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Corporate Success

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I got a job!"

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Get a life

Shopping Torture

The National Conversation Starts Here

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."