Charity Chaser Gifts

Hypochondria: Race for the cure.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

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Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Letter writing lady.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Chris Froome

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

Tango

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."