Charity Shop Chaser Gifts

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Letter writing lady.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Tango

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Cupid

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

"....and look."

Drinkers.

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'

"It's been tested in a harem."