Charity Shop Chaser Mugs

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Queen of Upcycling!

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Letter writing lady.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Tango

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Cupid

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

"....and look."

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Drinkers.

Men betting on whether a gambling commission will work.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'