Charity Shop Explorer Gifts

Queen of Upcycling!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"How soon will this be a remnant

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Prime Meats.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Thrift Store. Maybe society would be less polarized if everybody bought used footwear. We learn a lot by walking in somebody else's shoes.

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.