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Queen of Upcycling!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Prime Meats.

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.