Charisma Chaser Gifts

"Oh, I like Forbes, but he hasn't got Dole's charisma."

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Letter writing lady.

Chris Froome

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Tango

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

Rugby golden oldies.

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

be my valentine

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."