Commission Chaser Gifts

"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Breakthrough

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

Shopping Torture

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

Final clearance sale.

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."