Authority Defyer Gifts

Big Trouble!

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Dog walking Human.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"You're right, they are statins."

Whatever!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

The Government That Cried Wolf

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Know Know

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"They're infantilizing us!"