Medical Avoider Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for someone who prefers to sidestep the medical scene? Our playful and witty collection features items that gently poke fun at their health-conscious quirks and bring a smile to their face. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, find a thoughtful gift that resonates with their unique personality and love of humor—without the crosswords and check-ups.

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Husband who is scared of the doctor celebrates his absence when he is ill.

Husband who is scared of the doctor celebrates his absence when he is ill. mockup

Husband who is scared of the doctor celebrates his absence when he is ill.

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

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People who work-from-home, annual get together.

People who work-from-home, annual get together. mockup

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

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'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.' mockup

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments. mockup

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

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'Where'd he go, nurse?'

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" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie." mockup

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

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Do' you have the time?'

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'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...' mockup

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

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"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees." mockup

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

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'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.' mockup

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

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Danger Signs.

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'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.' mockup

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

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'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

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'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.' mockup

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

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'Look, I just expect more from a muse.' mockup

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

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An agony of aunts

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world. mockup

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

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It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine. mockup

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

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Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper! mockup

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

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'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.' mockup

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

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'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!'

'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!' mockup

'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!'

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'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.'

'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.' mockup

'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.'

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It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks! mockup

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

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"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode." mockup

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

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Time getting away

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"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV." mockup

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

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'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.' mockup

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

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Medical Avoider Gifts Collection

Medical Avoider Mugs

Discover more witty mugs perfect for the medical avoider—bring humor to their daily routine with a touch of lighthearted fun.

Medical Avoider Pillows

Explore our collection of funny pillows that make great gifts for the medical avoider who loves a good laugh and cozy comfort.

Medical Avoider Prints

Browse our selection of humorous prints that celebrate the medical avoider's playful personality and add a humorous touch to any space.

Medical Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts designed for the medical avoider, offering a playful way to express their unique approach to health scenarios.