Doctor Avoider Gifts

Searching for a fun and thoughtful gift for someone who prefers to dodge the doctor’s visits? Our range of humorous and lighthearted items celebrate their avoidance antics with clever designs and playful messages. Whether they’re notorious for keeping at arm’s length from medical checkups or just enjoy a good laugh about health fears, these products are sure to bring a smile and a chuckle. Perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because, find something that matches their quirky personality and keeps their humor healthy!

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"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."

"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner." mockup

"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

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'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.' mockup

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

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People who work-from-home, annual get together.

People who work-from-home, annual get together. mockup

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments. mockup

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

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'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,' mockup

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

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'Where'd he go, nurse?'

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'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!' mockup

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

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Do' you have the time?'

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'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...' mockup

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

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"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees." mockup

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

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'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.' mockup

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

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'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

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'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.' mockup

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

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'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.' mockup

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

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"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!" mockup

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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An agony of aunts

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James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world. mockup

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

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'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.' mockup

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

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'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!'

'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!' mockup

'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!'

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'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.'

'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.' mockup

'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.'

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It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks! mockup

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

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"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode." mockup

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

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Time getting away

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'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.' mockup

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

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'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.' mockup

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

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'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!' mockup

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

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A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut. mockup

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

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The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover mockup

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

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Doctor Avoider Gifts Collection

Doctor Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the doctor avoider — match their sense of humor with a witty, amusing design that’s sure to make mornings brighter.

Doctor Avoider Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with funny messages for the doctor avoider in your life. Ideal for adding personality to any room while keeping the mood light.

Doctor Avoider Prints

Brighten their space with an amusing print that celebrates their quirky health philosophy. These digital posters are perfect for decorating with humor and style.

Doctor Avoider T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt reflecting their humorous take on avoiding doctors. Comfortable, stylish, and guaranteed to get a giggle, these tees make a playful statement.