Current Events Avoider Gifts

Looking for a gift for the current events avoider? Celebrate their love for staying positive and uninvolved with witty and charming items that bring humor and serenity. Perfect for those who prefer to stay in their bubble and avoid the chaos, these gifts keep things light-hearted and fun, making every day a little more peaceful amid the noise.

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"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss." mockup

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated. mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

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Schengen

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British savings accounts

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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

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National Everything Awareness Day mockup

National Everything Awareness Day

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Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin mockup

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it." mockup

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane. mockup

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

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"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting." mockup

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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Laughingstock

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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Turkish Democracy

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Armageddon

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SAGE mentality

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"America’s leaders since 1980"

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Roe v. Wade

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New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream mockup

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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Russia Money Laundering

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"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!" mockup

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

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"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..." mockup

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

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'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

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'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!' mockup

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

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Reporter #6: television.

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Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie mockup

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

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"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end." mockup

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

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"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail." mockup

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

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Current Events Avoider Gifts Collection

Current Events Avoider Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for the current events avoider—humorous and calming designs that turn every coffee break into a moment of serenity.

Current Events Avoider Pillows

Find the perfect pillows for creating a tranquil space—lighthearted designs that help keep calm and carry on.

Current Events Avoider Prints

Browse our prints for the peaceful retreat—art that celebrates quiet days and carefree moments, ideal for the current events avoider.

Current Events Avoider T-Shirts

Discover our selection of t-shirts for those who prefer to stay blissfully detached—comfortable, witty, and perfect for casual days.