Homework Eater Gifts

I was always in trouble at chef school. My parents kept eating my homework.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Pull an all-nighter?

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'