Homework Endurer Gifts

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Pull an all-nighter?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Good, bad dog!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'I said, 'bone-up' on my homework, not 'bone in' my homework.'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"