Homework Enforcer Gifts

'No, you tell the kids they better do their homework, or else. They always think I'm bluffing.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

I love being right.

Billy strip: help with homework.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'