Homework Conqueror Gifts

Surrounded by books.

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'School's just begun and already my first Power Point is due Friday.'

I Will Not Outsource My Homework

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Good Luck!

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Bring It On!

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Careerist

Final Exams Tip

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

GCSE's

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"What are you writing?"

Office Task Map

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."