Homework Conqueror Pillows

Surrounded by books.

"I own you, homework assignment!"

'School's just begun and already my first Power Point is due Friday.'

I Will Not Outsource My Homework

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Good Luck!

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Bring It On!

Careerist

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Final Exams Tip

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

GCSE's

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"What are you writing?"

"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

Office Task Map

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"Maybe if you wrap your homework in a pill pocket, he'll eat it."

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."