Assignment Conqueror Pillows

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Gamers

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Good Luck!

The Devil's in the detail!

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Bring It On!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Final Exams Tip

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Contest to enter the University

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

GCSE's