Math Test Avoider Pillows

Are you stupid, lazy, and worried about your next maths test? Just say the magic words!

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Serious Putty

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

Calculator Jokes