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Math Test Avoider Mugs
Bring a smile to their face with a mug that humorously celebrates their math test avoiding skills. Perfect for sipping tea or coffee while avoiding the numbers they dislike.
'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period
"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
Serious Putty
'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''
'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'
"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."
'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'
'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'
"Shouldn't you be studying?
"I virtually finished my homework."
'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'
'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'
The Procrastinatorium.
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'
"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."
"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."
"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"
I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.
"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."
"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."
'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'
"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"
'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'
'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'
"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."
"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."
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Math Test Avoider Pillows
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Math Test Avoider Prints
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Math Test Avoider T-Shirts
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