Homework Excusers T-Shirts

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

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"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'