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'My homework is in this backpack.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"My dad ate my homework."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'It's worse than that -- my little brother ate my homework.'

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'

'We're worried about you. Your teacher called and said you're actually handing in your homework instead of eating it.'

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'My homework is escaping.'

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

'Write an essay on what I did last summer? Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?'

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."

'Did I write that myself? You're not wearing a wire are you?'

'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.'

"I blame management!"

"My dog ate my homework."

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"Keep reading. I have to do a book report on that tomorrow."