Homework Excuse Aficionados Pillows

'My homework is in this backpack.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"My dad ate my homework."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'We're worried about you. Your teacher called and said you're actually handing in your homework instead of eating it.'

'It's worse than that -- my little brother ate my homework.'

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'Did I write that myself? You're not wearing a wire are you?'

"I blame management!"

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.'

'My homework is escaping.'

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"My dog ate my homework."

'Write an essay on what I did last summer? Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?'

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'I had my homework all finished, and members of a vast right-wing conspiracy broke into the house and took it.'