Homework Excuse Artist Pillows

'I don't eat the kid's homework anymore. I bought a paper shredder.'

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

My daddy ate my homework

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

A boy and his spin patrol.

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I was not playing hooky. I was giving home schooling a test run.'

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Yes, Mr. James is in. What excuse would you like to hear for him not seeing you?"

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'