Homework Excuse Inventor Pillows

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'

'Write an essay on what I did last summer? Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Homework flavored dog food

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'The homework ate my dog.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"A scientific approach to generating excuses"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'

'We're worried about you. Your teacher called and said you're actually handing in your homework instead of eating it.'

'It's worse than that -- my little brother ate my homework.'

Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?

"...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?"

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'