Homework Excuse Innovator Pillows

"My dog ate my homework."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Homework flavored dog food

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'It's worse than that -- my little brother ate my homework.'

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.