Homework Excuse Innovator Gifts

"My dog ate my homework."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Homework flavored dog food

Billy strip: help with homework.

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

'It's worse than that -- my little brother ate my homework.'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'