Homework Excuse Master Gifts

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"A homeless person ate my homework."