Homework Excuse Experts Gifts

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'My dog ate my computer.'

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

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"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

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'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'We're worried about you. Your teacher called and said you're actually handing in your homework instead of eating it.'

'I'm sorry I forgot my homework -- I guess I just have a self-cleaning mind.'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'