Domestic Task Avoider Pillows

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."