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The four housemen of procrastination

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'