Chores Evader Pillows

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Binge Watch

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

The four housemen of procrastination

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

Welcome to MOMtana

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"He's not good with change!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'Can you put the rubbish out in next door's garden.'

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"I got an extension.'

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Heavenly Ironing

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"