Chores Evader Gifts

Searching for a playful gift for the master chores evader in your life? Our collection features fun, creative products that celebrate their knack for sidestepping chores with humor and style. Perfect for anyone who loves to keep it light and laugh off the daily grind, these items make charming surprises that speak to their personality. Whether it’s for a friend, partner, or family member who’s notorious for avoiding housework, you’ll find the ideal gift to bring a smile and maybe even inspire a little chore-evading artwork.

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'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...' mockup

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

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Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom.

Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom. mockup

Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom.

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'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.' mockup

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

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Binge Watch

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The four housemen of procrastination mockup

The four housemen of procrastination

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"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe" mockup

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

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"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?" mockup

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

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'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.' mockup

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David." mockup

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

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That's what I call a well trained dog!! mockup

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

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"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet." mockup

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

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'She's spring cleaning and you?'

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"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?" mockup

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

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'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!' mockup

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

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'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.' mockup

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

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'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?' mockup

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

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"He's not good with change!"

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Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.' mockup

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

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'Can you put the rubbish out in next door's garden.'

'Can you put the rubbish out in next door's garden.' mockup

'Can you put the rubbish out in next door's garden.'

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'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.' mockup

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

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"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day." mockup

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

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Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

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'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??' mockup

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

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"I got an extension.'

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'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?' mockup

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

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"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!" mockup

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

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'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

'I dread the day that basket gets full.' mockup

'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?' mockup

'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?'

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"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party." mockup

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."

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Chores Evader Gifts Collection

Chores Evader Mugs

Looking for a funny mug to showcase their chores evasion skills? Browse our collection for mugs that perfectly capture their playful attitude towards housework.

Chores Evader Pillows

Find a playful pillow that celebrates their chores-avoiding nature. Perfect for adding personality and humor to any room.

Chores Evader Prints

Decorate with cheeky art prints that highlight the chores evader’s fun personality. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to their space.

Chores Evader T-Shirts

Searching for a witty t-shirt for the chores evader? Check out our humorous designs that make a statement and keep the mood light.